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by amsroks
Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:21 pm
Forum: DingoChat
Topic: Christmas cracker jokes
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Christmas cracker jokes

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot What’s big and green and will kill you if it fell on you? A golf course Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To visit his flat mate. What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. How do cows subtract? With a cow...