Since amsroks spends most of her time in Coppers, a place famous for its exceptionally charming, intelligent, and eloquent pickup lines, its only fitting that we have a full thread dedicated to these sure fire methods of getting into a ladys underwear.
I'll start:
"I have a magic watch, want to know what it says?"
"It says you're not wearing any panties, oh its an hour fast." !!
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Paddys Day one, assuming you're dressed up as a leprechaun:
Leprechaun: Ahh ya caught me! Now I'll grant you one wish.......as long as it involves sex!
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Coppers special:
I may not be the best looking person in this bar......but I'm the only one talking to you!
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Chat up line cocktail:
Person 1: Did it hurt?
Person 2: Did what hurt?
Person 1: When you fell from heaven.....Also, did you hit every branch on the way down, coz you're one fucking ugly angel!
Best and worst chatup lines
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pimptastic
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Re: Best and worst chatup lines
How much does a penguin weigh?
I dunno.
Hopefully, enough to break the ice.
I dunno.
Hopefully, enough to break the ice.
Re: Best and worst chatup lines
One I got lately in Cork: "wow, you're like the second best looking girl here!!"
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pimptastic
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Re: Best and worst chatup lines
That would probably work if asked by the hottest girl in the place.
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Because I'm a lesbian now am I?! 
"roses are red, violets are blue. How would you like if I came home with you?"
"Is that top felt? [No] would you like it to be?"
"I bet you 5euro I can kiss you without using my lips" [okay bets on] you kiss her and then say " I lost"
"If I told you I thought you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
"Hi, can I buy you a car?"
"I lost my teddy bear
will you sleep with me instead?!"
"you'll do!"
my dad knows someone who said this:
"for a big fat girl, you dont sweat that much!!!" (think he was nearly knocked out with a slap!)
"roses are red, violets are blue. How would you like if I came home with you?"
"Is that top felt? [No] would you like it to be?"
"I bet you 5euro I can kiss you without using my lips" [okay bets on] you kiss her and then say " I lost"
"If I told you I thought you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
"Hi, can I buy you a car?"
"I lost my teddy bear
will you sleep with me instead?!""you'll do!"
my dad knows someone who said this:
"for a big fat girl, you dont sweat that much!!!"
(think he was nearly knocked out with a slap!)Re: Best and worst chatup lines
This song is basically a very long chat up line...
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Re: Best and worst chatup lines
"you're Indian? You must know the karma sutra..."
"hey baby... What's your sign?" my response :" DO NOT ENTER"
"hey baby... What's your sign?" my response :" DO NOT ENTER"
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Subbotacroca
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Best and worst chatup lines
What has been the best and worst part of the season for you?
Best: Admitting the Ibaka mistake and getting something for him
Worst: Paytons hair
Best: Admitting the Ibaka mistake and getting something for him
Worst: Paytons hair